Ugly fabric adoption thread
05-30-2009, 07:47 PM
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[quote=gaigai][quote=quiltncrazy]
Hi q&c, well, I deliberately let the "Buxom Blonde" ICU nurse comment pass 'cause I'd have to admit that I'm auburn, not blonde, and that I'm as "buttsom" as I am buxom, if you get my drift. Hey, I'm an old lady! I'm a boomer! LOL.
But yeah, you know how nurse humor is. Actually you sound like my mom. We always have to explain dirty jokes to her. My favorite is...(OMG she's gonna kill me for putting this online, but I SWEAR it's true)....I told her a joke where the punchline was something about "tuna fish". She didn't get it. When I tried to explain that the joke is that "supposedly" it refers to "women" (I'm trying to be clean here), my mom's CLASSIC response was "Oh no! It can't! Your father HATES tunafish!" Needless to say, SHE IS NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT ONE DOWN!
I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sounds kinda like what my mom would have said :lol: :lol: :lol:
Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by kwhite
I am soooo blonde....[i]how blonde are you?
Hi q&c, well, I deliberately let the "Buxom Blonde" ICU nurse comment pass 'cause I'd have to admit that I'm auburn, not blonde, and that I'm as "buttsom" as I am buxom, if you get my drift. Hey, I'm an old lady! I'm a boomer! LOL.
But yeah, you know how nurse humor is. Actually you sound like my mom. We always have to explain dirty jokes to her. My favorite is...(OMG she's gonna kill me for putting this online, but I SWEAR it's true)....I told her a joke where the punchline was something about "tuna fish". She didn't get it. When I tried to explain that the joke is that "supposedly" it refers to "women" (I'm trying to be clean here), my mom's CLASSIC response was "Oh no! It can't! Your father HATES tunafish!" Needless to say, SHE IS NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT ONE DOWN!
05-30-2009, 08:11 PM
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gaigai wrote: I told her a joke where the punchline was something about "tuna fish". She didn't get it. When I tried to explain that the joke is that "supposedly" it refers to "women" (I'm trying to be clean here), my mom's CLASSIC response was "Oh no! It can't! Your father HATES tunafish!" Needless to say, SHE IS NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT ONE DOWN!
then amma wrote: I'm telling your mooom!!!
You guys are sooo funny!
Gaigai, that is hilarious...hubby was sitting here,...he's pouting on way to bed, cause i'm still typing...pffft! - raspberry to him...lol....
that is soooo, something i would say!!!:oops::oops:
(sometimes a little slow on the uptake :roll: )
then amma wrote: I'm telling your mooom!!!
You guys are sooo funny!
Gaigai, that is hilarious...hubby was sitting here,...he's pouting on way to bed, cause i'm still typing...pffft! - raspberry to him...lol....
that is soooo, something i would say!!!:oops::oops:
(sometimes a little slow on the uptake :roll: )
05-30-2009, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
i just remembered something funny, prob. not nice to put here, i will pm you! :wink:
Well heck, can it be any worse than what's already been posted!? Must be reeeeeeelllly baaad! I can't wait. LOL
05-30-2009, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by amma
[I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh God, she'l KILL me for posting it on the internet. Hehehehehe :mrgreen: I just love telling that story. I've got a ton more about her too, but I'll cease & desist for now! LOL
05-30-2009, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by amma
[I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh God, she'l KILL me for posting it on the internet. Hehehehehe :mrgreen: I just love telling that story. I've got a ton more about her too, but I'll cease & desist for now! LOL
amma????
you guys are nuts....just like me....I sooo love it!!!
gaigai...you can cease and desist for tonight, but there's always, tomorrow, tomorrow...i love ya, tomorrow...your only a day, away! :wink: nite nite
05-30-2009, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
nite nite
Sweet dreams of fragrant roses! LOL.
omg, i have a rose bush in my yard...omg...visuals, visuals...stop that, qc, your going to bed!...get your mind on something else...mare stare...fat quarters...yeah....good night nurse!
05-30-2009, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by amma
[I'mmmmm telling your Moooommmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh God, she'l KILL me for posting it on the internet. Hehehehehe :mrgreen: I just love telling that story. I've got a ton more about her too, but I'll cease & desist for now! LOL
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