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    Old 08-19-2011, 10:03 AM
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    Originally Posted by madamekelly
    WARNING!!! WORST VIRUS EVER TO HIT QUILTING BOARD! The BSTC Virus (Butt Stuck To Chair). The virus glues you to your chair for several hours at a time! No housework will be done, children will starve, the cat will not eat, and the dog will not get its walk. You lose contact with the outside world; your butt goes numb! Warn all friends ~ it's too late for me ~ SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! Mwahahahaha!
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    Okay.. this is hilarious.
    I just busted out laughing and my husband has officially looked at me with concern of my sanity in his eyes.

    ....until I read it to him. :)
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    Old 08-19-2011, 12:01 PM
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    "1. Measure TWICE cut once..."

    And if the first and second time don't match, measure 3 times!
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    Old 08-19-2011, 12:32 PM
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    As soon as I sit down to sew the dog wants out, the phone rings or the doorbell chimes. Nobody wants anything unless I want to sew!
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    Old 08-19-2011, 02:47 PM
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    thanks for the laugh....H I L A R I O U S!!!!
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    Old 08-19-2011, 03:24 PM
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    Read this message board and laugh!
    Jeannie

    Ooops stupid fingers~!
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    Old 08-19-2011, 08:37 PM
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    Originally Posted by madamekelly
    WARNING!!! WORST VIRUS EVER TO HIT QUILTING BOARD! The BSTC Virus (Butt Stuck To Chair). The virus glues you to your chair for several hours at a time! No housework will be done, children will starve, the cat will not eat, and the dog will not get its walk. You lose contact with the outside world; your butt goes numb! Warn all friends ~ it's too late for me ~ SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! Mwahahahaha!
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    AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA...... This chuckle unglued my butt!!!! I dang near fell off my chair and almost peed my pants!!!!!

    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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    Old 08-19-2011, 08:44 PM
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    If there is a cat in the house no matter how hard you try to hide your quilt, it will find it. Keep a clothes brush handy.
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    Old 08-19-2011, 09:06 PM
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    Originally Posted by ruthie
    If there is a cat in the house no matter how hard you try to hide your quilt, it will find it. Keep a clothes brush handy.
    Right?

    What do you mean, YOUR quilt? It looks an awful lot like it's mine!
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    Old 08-20-2011, 05:07 AM
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    This is just pure funny.
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    Old 08-20-2011, 10:41 AM
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    Well I've done a lot of the list and am proud to know that I am not the only one who has those problems. Been there done that applies here. Sue
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