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08-14-2011, 09:25 AM
#1141
Power Poster
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: missouri
Posts: 11,244
Originally Posted by arizonagirl
I just ran across this and though I would share it with everyone doing the swap.
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening
anyway.
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening
anyway.
08-14-2011, 09:39 AM
#1143
Super Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Peoria, AZ (Vistancia)
Posts: 1,559
Originally Posted by candi
Originally Posted by arizonagirl
Hey Candi, Sara, & Terryl,
This is what I picked up at the fabric shop today. I didn't a have to blame anyone as my DH went with me. I always end up coming home with more when he is with me.
This is what I picked up at the fabric shop today. I didn't a have to blame anyone as my DH went with me. I always end up coming home with more when he is with me.
08-14-2011, 10:29 AM
#1144
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Sacramento, Ca. USA
Posts: 311
I want to say Thank you to SSNARE for my great package. She really read what I said. She got me.
She sent scrapes for a scapey quilt that is on my list to make. Plus jewelry making pieces so I will have fun making something new.
She sent scrapes for a scapey quilt that is on my list to make. Plus jewelry making pieces so I will have fun making something new.
08-14-2011, 10:32 AM
#1145
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Tallahassee, Fl
Posts: 712
Thank you, and yes he does. he is such a smart little man.
Great quilt. Cute DGS - I'll bet he really loves doing things with you.
Originally Posted by SharonAnne
Originally Posted by mooretll
Ladies, i wanted to show you a pic of the quilt that Troy and i made for a soldier. He was so proud of himself. He is only 5.
08-14-2011, 11:28 AM
#1146
Super Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: UK side of the pond
Posts: 1,812
Shush! I'm not supposed to be here - been banned by the doc from using the computer until I get eye surgery. But I have just got to share.......
I passed! Wooo hooo I passed my assessment and got my DHP today. I am so thrilled.
Slinking back, out of range of the computer so that DH doesn't catch me.
Everyone take care and I really, really look forward to catching up with the huge number of pages and everyone's news.
I passed! Wooo hooo I passed my assessment and got my DHP today. I am so thrilled.
Slinking back, out of range of the computer so that DH doesn't catch me.
Everyone take care and I really, really look forward to catching up with the huge number of pages and everyone's news.
08-14-2011, 12:24 PM
#1147
Super Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Michigan
Posts: 5,289
Originally Posted by arizonagirl
Originally Posted by candi
Originally Posted by arizonagirl
Hey Candi, Sara, & Terryl,
This is what I picked up at the fabric shop today. I didn't a have to blame anyone as my DH went with me. I always end up coming home with more when he is with me.
This is what I picked up at the fabric shop today. I didn't a have to blame anyone as my DH went with me. I always end up coming home with more when he is with me.
Candi, yes I went shopping, and I looked at your haul and thought you could just set them aside for next month's SP and send those to me--Okay???
Terryl--is the car running and did you go shopping too?
Let me get a photo of this...
Yup, same kitties at the beach, I got mine at Joann's with these other ones to make a sewing machine cover for my DD who has 4 kitties.
08-14-2011, 02:18 PM
#1149
Super Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: N.E. England
Posts: 1,171
Originally Posted by Tussymussy
Shush! I'm not supposed to be here - been banned by the doc from using the computer until I get eye surgery. But I have just got to share.......
I passed! Wooo hooo I passed my assessment and got my DHP today. I am so thrilled.
Slinking back, out of range of the computer so that DH doesn't catch me.
Everyone take care and I really, really look forward to catching up with the huge number of pages and everyone's news.
I passed! Wooo hooo I passed my assessment and got my DHP today. I am so thrilled.
Slinking back, out of range of the computer so that DH doesn't catch me.
Everyone take care and I really, really look forward to catching up with the huge number of pages and everyone's news.
Canny
08-14-2011, 02:45 PM
#1150
Super Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Peoria, AZ (Vistancia)
Posts: 1,559
Originally Posted by Tussymussy
Shush! I'm not supposed to be here - been banned by the doc from using the computer until I get eye surgery. But I have just got to share.......
I passed! Wooo hooo I passed my assessment and got my DHP today. I am so thrilled.
Slinking back, out of range of the computer so that DH doesn't catch me.
Everyone take care and I really, really look forward to catching up with the huge number of pages and everyone's news.
I passed! Wooo hooo I passed my assessment and got my DHP today. I am so thrilled.
Slinking back, out of range of the computer so that DH doesn't catch me.
Everyone take care and I really, really look forward to catching up with the huge number of pages and everyone's news.
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