NEW UPDATE!! 11/20 Secret Santa 2013---OPENING DAY-DECEMBER 8 @ 4PM EST!!!!
#2081
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Oregon
Posts: 351
I also enjoy Joanne Fluke books, Lillian Jackson Braun, other contemporary light mysteries.
I haven't seen any quilting magazines yet. Didn't even realize there were out there. Now I'll have to take a look!
[QUOTE=Quilty-Louise;6348522]Dear SSR (secret santa recipient),
Do you like to read books? if so what kind of genre do you like?
Do you like quilting magazines? any particular ones? all ? none?
I haven't seen any quilting magazines yet. Didn't even realize there were out there. Now I'll have to take a look!
[QUOTE=Quilty-Louise;6348522]Dear SSR (secret santa recipient),
Do you like to read books? if so what kind of genre do you like?
Do you like quilting magazines? any particular ones? all ? none?
#2082
[QUOTE=Nelco;6348898]I live 3 blocks from Main St. Could it be ME [/UOTE]
My town doesnt have a street called Main Street.. Our "Main Street" Is called "6th and 7th Streets. They are both one ways going north and south. Plus the other two "Main Streets are "E and F Streets and they are also one way streets going East and West.
My town doesnt have a street called Main Street.. Our "Main Street" Is called "6th and 7th Streets. They are both one ways going north and south. Plus the other two "Main Streets are "E and F Streets and they are also one way streets going East and West.
#2083
Super Member
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Texas, USA
Posts: 5,896
#2085
Yes I have used peanut butter chips And white chocolate AND peppermint chips.(i found the peppermint chips at walmart) my favorite was the white chocolate. And I dont like chocolate but it was good.
#2086
You're not paying close enough attention, it's NOT going to Florida. Well, this one isn't anyway. I am making one that is going there though to JudyLee2.
#2087
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Colorado
Posts: 3,536
I sent this to my DH and the following was his reply to me.
Nope Santa is a man:
He lives at the North Pole. All women require ambient room
temperature high enough to cook a turkey, so there's no way
any woman choose the North Pole as her base of operations.
The Bahamas, maybe.
He's fat and jolly. No one dares to describe any woman as
"fat and jolly." If Santa was a woman, and you called her
"fat and jolly," you wouldn't find coal in your stocking, you'd
find a bomb!
He hangs out at the mall. Sure, at first glance this might
seem to prove that he's a she. But, while both men and
women go to malls, what does Santa do at the mall?
He sits down! Do women ever sit at malls? No, women shop;
men sit. Santa sits. 'Nuff said.
He walks on roofs. Women refuse to get on roofs!
Have you ever seen a woman on a roof?
He likes milk and cookies. If he were a she, you have to
leave dark chocolate and herbal tea by the fireplace. Or,
if she was still sensitive about that whole "Fat and Jolly"
thing, she'd demand carrot sticks and water.He uses the
chimney. What woman would crawl into a dirty, smelly
chimney? A woman would carry a set of keys for every
house and then not be able to find them in her purse.
He has reindeer. Reindeer are totally a guy thing: big,
hairy, smelly, with huge antlers. No woman would use
them. She would prefer a stretch limo.
See? Santa must be a man!
Nope Santa is a man:
He lives at the North Pole. All women require ambient room
temperature high enough to cook a turkey, so there's no way
any woman choose the North Pole as her base of operations.
The Bahamas, maybe.
He's fat and jolly. No one dares to describe any woman as
"fat and jolly." If Santa was a woman, and you called her
"fat and jolly," you wouldn't find coal in your stocking, you'd
find a bomb!
He hangs out at the mall. Sure, at first glance this might
seem to prove that he's a she. But, while both men and
women go to malls, what does Santa do at the mall?
He sits down! Do women ever sit at malls? No, women shop;
men sit. Santa sits. 'Nuff said.
He walks on roofs. Women refuse to get on roofs!
Have you ever seen a woman on a roof?
He likes milk and cookies. If he were a she, you have to
leave dark chocolate and herbal tea by the fireplace. Or,
if she was still sensitive about that whole "Fat and Jolly"
thing, she'd demand carrot sticks and water.He uses the
chimney. What woman would crawl into a dirty, smelly
chimney? A woman would carry a set of keys for every
house and then not be able to find them in her purse.
He has reindeer. Reindeer are totally a guy thing: big,
hairy, smelly, with huge antlers. No woman would use
them. She would prefer a stretch limo.
See? Santa must be a man!
Santa Claus is a woman!
Santa Claus is a woman because:
Santa Claus is a woman because:
- The vast majorities of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve and only go for a last-minute shopping spree.
- For a he-Santa, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh.
- Even if the male Santa did have reindeer, he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.
- For a Santa man, there would be unavoidable delays in the chimney, where the Bob Vila-like Santa would stop to inspect and repaint bricks in the flue.
- He would also need to check for carbon monoxide fumes in every gas fireplace, and get under every Christmas tree that is crooked to straighten it to a perfectly upright 90-degree angle.
- Men can't pack a bag.
- Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
- Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves.
- Men don't answer their mail.
- Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
- Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
- Having to do the 'Ho Ho Ho' thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
- Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
#2090
Super Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Wisconsin-Alabama Gulf Coast Snow Bird
Posts: 2,149
I sent this to my DH and the following was his reply to me.
Nope Santa is a man:
He lives at the North Pole. All women require ambient room
temperature high enough to cook a turkey, so there's no way
any woman choose the North Pole as her base of operations.
The Bahamas, maybe.
He's fat and jolly. No one dares to describe any woman as
"fat and jolly." If Santa was a woman, and you called her
"fat and jolly," you wouldn't find coal in your stocking, you'd
find a bomb!
He hangs out at the mall. Sure, at first glance this might
seem to prove that he's a she. But, while both men and
women go to malls, what does Santa do at the mall?
He sits down! Do women ever sit at malls? No, women shop;
men sit. Santa sits. 'Nuff said.
He walks on roofs. Women refuse to get on roofs!
Have you ever seen a woman on a roof?
He likes milk and cookies. If he were a she, you have to
leave dark chocolate and herbal tea by the fireplace. Or,
if she was still sensitive about that whole "Fat and Jolly"
thing, she'd demand carrot sticks and water.He uses the
chimney. What woman would crawl into a dirty, smelly
chimney? A woman would carry a set of keys for every
house and then not be able to find them in her purse.
He has reindeer. Reindeer are totally a guy thing: big,
hairy, smelly, with huge antlers. No woman would use
them. She would prefer a stretch limo.
See? Santa must be a man!
Nope Santa is a man:
He lives at the North Pole. All women require ambient room
temperature high enough to cook a turkey, so there's no way
any woman choose the North Pole as her base of operations.
The Bahamas, maybe.
He's fat and jolly. No one dares to describe any woman as
"fat and jolly." If Santa was a woman, and you called her
"fat and jolly," you wouldn't find coal in your stocking, you'd
find a bomb!
He hangs out at the mall. Sure, at first glance this might
seem to prove that he's a she. But, while both men and
women go to malls, what does Santa do at the mall?
He sits down! Do women ever sit at malls? No, women shop;
men sit. Santa sits. 'Nuff said.
He walks on roofs. Women refuse to get on roofs!
Have you ever seen a woman on a roof?
He likes milk and cookies. If he were a she, you have to
leave dark chocolate and herbal tea by the fireplace. Or,
if she was still sensitive about that whole "Fat and Jolly"
thing, she'd demand carrot sticks and water.He uses the
chimney. What woman would crawl into a dirty, smelly
chimney? A woman would carry a set of keys for every
house and then not be able to find them in her purse.
He has reindeer. Reindeer are totally a guy thing: big,
hairy, smelly, with huge antlers. No woman would use
them. She would prefer a stretch limo.
See? Santa must be a man!
Jan
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