Todays laffy taffy joke is:

What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Cold Cream:D

I can't resist...how does a pig write home?

With a pig pen! He he

Ok, ok, ok,
What does a pig put on his cut?


Oinkment! :D:p:D

lol!!!!!!!!!!

QuilterMomma thinks I should make a mouse to go with my farm animals. Or maybe she thinks the cat I made needs to be fed? My blocks are send out and I reached my limit of sets, 4 sets of 6 blocks each. Anyone else making a mouse to feed the cat?

Keep the jokes coming. I am trying them out on all my children. Love the piggy/oinkment joke.

Q: What do cows get when they are sick?

A: Hay fever! ;)

See, someone else loves Laffy Taffy jokes as well. Love the hay fever thing, yep good one.

I found a mouse stack on embroidery library and some other farm stacks I am going to make for my own. I have already mailed my sets as well. Found a couple of chicken ones I think I may make for the chicken swap, or at least for my own I will.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

he was afraid of its bark.

Ok found one and hope it hasnt already been said, but I found it cute!


Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because the farmers milk them dry.

Not sure but some of remember the Cow Pokes with the jokes on the inside of the wrapper? Or was that another candy? LOL

What do you call a cow that was raised in the city fed nothing but hay?


Unpasteurized

Ok co-op farm gals, I have mailed my block sets to Ms. Grace........I am so enjoying all the "farm jokes", I have decided to embroider every one of them on the back of my "fun on the farm" quilt.........this shall be my label. Yee haw.....

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

And just one more giggle for the long holiday weekend:

Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

:D:D:D

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?

Milk of Amnesia

:D:D:D

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?

Milk of Amnesia


Can't remember if that's what I get or what I need..........LOL:p

Scrapper!!!!!!I had just taken a sip of mineral water when I read this and I could barely stop myself from spritzing it all over my key board.
:D:D:D

What did the horse say when it fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddyup!


What was the goal of the detective duck?
To quack the case

You are all too funny! I love the jokes! I love the milk of amnesia!

I hope these blocks will work for this swap, but I thought snow would be fun on a farm especially if you like sledding...LOL

It was hard trying to figure out how to cut this fabric it had so many pictures. LOL

Now question for you I still have enough of these cows to make another set of blocks but at a bigger size, does any one object to me making another set of these cow blocks but in a bigger size? And different views of the fabric they all won't be exactly the same just like below similar to that set.


I have fabric cut out to make 9.5 X 12.5 or 12.5 X 12.5
Here is a picture of the 9.5 X 12.5
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Here is a picture of the 12.5 X 12.5
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Here is my first set!
this set was 9.5 X 9.5
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Am loving this girls. Thanks for the yolks. I am going thru milk of magnesioa now.

those are gorgeous......wishing I lived on a farm.........

Rotflmao.....:d:d

Since we have them everyehwere and especially on the farm: How do you shoot a killer bee?

With a Bee Bee Gun

I'm almost done with some applique farm animals.
I'll post a picture soon:)

LOL.....
How does a pig go to the hospital? In a hambulance..........

Oh yeah, go for it Scrapper!!!

:D:D:D Love it!

oh adorable

Oh how cute......luv them oinkers......mee favorite

Reminder.... you have 2 more days to get your blocks to me..:thumbup:

OH no! I didn't realize how close it was to the mailing date, I was trying to digitize an embroidery design but couldn’t get it right so I’ve only been able to create one set of blocks I need your address, I can’t find it. So I can get it mailed today but I only have 30 minutes to get to the PO before it closes….
Donna

Blocks have been mailed they said you should get them Thursday!
Donna

This looks like a FUN day on the farm to me. :)

Jetting their way to Ms. Grace. Thank you for hosting!

Fraew,
Those blocks are adorable!:thumbup:

Thank you! The picture was right side up yesterday...don't know why it is sideways now. Thanks again.

Only 20 more days when our blocks are swapped. Wow, all my summer work is going to be coming home this month and in October, I am sure going to have some quilts to work on during the winter.

Does anyone else need to mail blocks to me????
Please let me know...

Fraew & girlscouts1 I received your packages today.
If I don't here from anyone else, I'm going to start sorting blocks this week-end...:thumbup:

Oh my goodness. So excited. Everyone did such wonderful blocks. Will be such a treat to have them home to put in the farm yard. hey, they could eat the vines and leaves from my garden. (LOL)

I see mine took the slow route...probably grazing and lazing along the way. Sorry for the delay.

Have a great weekend all. :)