Twenty Dollars.......... for adults

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05-12-2011, 07:25 AM

#31

TanyaL

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Wonderful! Thank you.

05-12-2011, 07:28 AM

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reeskylr

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

Ditter you are so funny.

05-12-2011, 07:49 AM

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heather1949

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Oh Ditter you did it again made my day...thank you.

05-12-2011, 07:56 AM

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Debra Mc

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Once again. You are so funny.

05-12-2011, 08:05 AM

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dpparris

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Millstream Mom

Bahahahaha! You made me snort my coffee on my keyboard!

I have learned to never be drinking coffee when reading a funny from Ditter!

05-12-2011, 08:37 AM

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jeannie t

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Still laughing

05-12-2011, 09:10 AM

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New Quilter

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You've done it again Ditter...(tears of laughter running down my face) :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Naomi

05-12-2011, 09:15 AM

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Meme2six

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Still laughing! This is the best one I've heard in a long time. Shared it with the boyfriend.

05-12-2011, 09:55 AM

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mhollifiel

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Ditter, You are great! DH and I shared a great laugh. . . So this one's for you:

Ethel and her husband, Elmer, went for regular checkups to their doctor. Ethel, now a little hard of hearing, was called back first. The doctor said they needed to update her history and began with this question. "Ethel, do you have intercourse?"

"WHAT?" Ethel responded loudly.

The doctor patiently repeated the question. To which spry little Ethel replied,
"I don't know but I'll ask Elmer," and jumped right up and rushed down the short hall to the waiting area.

"Elmer, do we have intercourse?" Ethel asked in a loud voice.

Elmer rose quickly from his seat and responded firmly. "Ethel, I have told you and told you and TOLD you. . . . We have Blue Cross Blue Shield!"