JOKE: A Very Short Story
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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen
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Reminds me of a time when some guy in a fancy convertible (summer time) tried to cut in front of me when the road went from two lanes to one. He came out of nowhere, was speeding. I wasn't necessarily trying to block him, he did get around me, but hollered "BITCH" as he went by. Not to be outdone, I hollered back "YES! And I enjoy it!" At least he had the decency (?) to laugh.
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