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    Old 06-12-2011, 07:16 PM
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    Riding Lawn Mower - FOR SALE !!!

    My Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.

    She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work
    and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker
    so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.

    SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower.
    I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.

    To this day I have never been able to understand
    why some women are so hard to please ..



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    P.S. I can see out of my left eye pretty good now and should be able to leave the hospital some time next week!
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    Old 06-12-2011, 07:18 PM
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    Hehe. Bet that taught him a lesson he won't forget too soon. lol
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    Old 06-12-2011, 07:27 PM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: He may have shaved a day or 2 off the hospital stay if he had made it motorized!
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    Old 06-12-2011, 07:41 PM
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    LOL!!
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    Old 06-12-2011, 07:58 PM
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    Honestly if it has your name on I have to read it. I saw some one asking about you earlier today. try recent topics. one was looking for ditter.
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    Old 06-12-2011, 09:28 PM
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    lol very funny
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    Old 06-12-2011, 09:59 PM
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    Another great one!
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    Old 06-12-2011, 11:16 PM
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    Forgot the attachments- the cute guy to drive the mower!!
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    I couldn't see it - when I went to download it , it didn't look like a picture file (jpeg etc) so I got nervous and quit.
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    Old 06-13-2011, 04:08 AM
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    You came up with another good one. Too funny.
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